just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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