you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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