let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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