Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
