I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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