Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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