Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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