Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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