if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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