No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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