Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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