Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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