yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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