You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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