her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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