I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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