Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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