i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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