How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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