Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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