just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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