Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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