wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am one with the molecules
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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