Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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