That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize