Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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