what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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