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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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