We're facebook friends in real life
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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