susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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