Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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