So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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