Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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