Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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