do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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