just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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