the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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