Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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