no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
