Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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