Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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