brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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