I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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