I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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