so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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