So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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