kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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