he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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