hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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