This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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