It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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