I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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