im about as happy as oj after his trial
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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